When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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