Dude my mom stole all your condoms
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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