yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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