I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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