Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i think my mom watched the whole time
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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