Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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