come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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