I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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