'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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