i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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