Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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