come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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