I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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