she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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