I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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