I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I currently don't understand fingers.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
