yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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