I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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