whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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