As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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