sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
