no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
honey bunches of taint.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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