I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I see more hoeing in ur future
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