i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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