Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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