Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Randomize
