AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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