margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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