so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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