I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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