My brain says no but my pants say off.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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