fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
We got so high we made milksteak
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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