Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
The feeling are messing with the penis
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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