their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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