Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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