but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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