I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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