I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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