I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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