My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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