How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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