I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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