Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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