I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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