Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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