I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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