hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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