Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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