Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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