I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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