i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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