90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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