Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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