why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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